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HBP was great! As there were only a few quotes, most were repeated, I stuck them all on a shirt with the phrase "Fan Fiction is not J.K. Rowling, but is hilarious". Photos to shown when I get them off of my camera!
Also, did anyone think "It's my life!" when Fawkes was flying?
And, of course, with a new movie comes a new crop of OCs. So to get started on my huge backlog, here's Draco's savior!
TITLE: Breakthrough to You
PERPETRATOR: xoxomillyxoxo
SUE-O-METER:  (bad)
FULL NAME: Emelie "Emma" "Em" Varnette
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: blond
EYES: blue
MARKINGS: "not the skinniest" at 113. I'm assuming she is 5'4", as the Suethor is.
POSSESSIONS: A bubby, Sue-friend/foil named Abagail.
ORIGIN: Has been in Ravenclaw all along. We just never knew until now. She has some sort of family reputation as Draco calls her the "famous Varnette child". It is also a self-insert as the Suethor explains to us her history with eating disorders.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Bumps into Draco in the hallway. He is cordial to her, and she appraises his "strong arms". Then she finds out her crush doesn't like her, but her best friend, so she cries for a while. Then Draco sees her and acts concerned. She will be the reason why he can't kill Dumbledore.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Self-pity.
NOTES: I can't wait to read them bonding and baring their souls. I can see it now:
Emelie: My crush doesn't like me. *cries*
Draco: The Dark Lord is going to kill me and my family if I don't kill Dumbledore, and Professor Snape has to help me or die.
Emelie: And I'm FAT! I only weigh 113 pounds! Wahhhhhh!
Draco: Wow, that's way worse. I can't imagine your pain, it's so much worse than what I'm going through. If you can overcome all of those horrible hardships, so can I.
( This is a story, a story about how two whiners save each other... )
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Emily H! I deleted my junk mail right when I saw you e-mail sitting there. Please send it to me again, I'm sorry!
TITLE: The Guardian
PERPETRATOR: dat panda bandit
SUE-O-METER: (bad)
FULL NAME: Grey Darcy
SPECIES: Guardian
HAIR: "messy, long, wavy hair and blunt bangs that was so black her hair looked purple"
EYES: "pale green eyes"
MARKINGS: 5'2", "curvy and had delicate facial features". Her skin is a "golden tan". Yet she looks tired and bruised as well. She has "lush pink lips" that are chapped. She has "a scar on her shoulder, near her heart" and a "sparrow tattoo" next to it.
POSSESSIONS:
ORIGIN: There is a guardian, made by the Greek gods, every generation to snuff out whatever evil force there is. She is the guardian to help defeat Voldemort depsite being in the United States, and she is looking for her soul mate, as well.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Despite being a child, she gets to call Dumbledore "Albus". Speaks condescendingly to the Order. She will be paired with Sirius Black.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She is beautiful and snotty. She has some sort of special ability that is necessary to defeat Voldemort.
NOTES: I would like to read a Sirius Black/OC story where the OC does not hate him right away, and they do not constantly argue. It's getting rather old and cliched.
( What are you bitchy? It's not like you are around for any other purpose. )
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TITLE: Fire in a Storm
PERPETRATOR: Of Crimson Moonlight
SUE-O-METER:  (awful)
FULL NAME: Hedwig
SPECIES: owl/witch
HAIR: "black jet locks of hair streamed to the side of her face"
EYES: "dark eyes that resembled so much of the owl that had been caged"
MARKINGS: "the form of a young girl at the tender age of her late teens"
POSSESSIONS: "White apparel" and "a long white cloak that hung from her shoulders".
ORIGIN: Snape's dying owl used to be a human. He became an owl to help save people from Voldemort. As it is permanent, he can't switch back. Hedwig is sad that she can't carry letters for Harry. The old owl offers to turn her into a human, permanently, so she can help Harry, but on the condition that she keeps Snape company because he has no friends.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Is Hedwig. When she is transformed, Sirius, Remus and Ron catch her running from the owlery, thinking she is a spy. She jumps out the window to bring Harry Ron's hat, so he "can know his friends are okay." Then she ignores her injuries and bumps into Draco, who knows she is a transformed animal. He promises to help her find her way if she goes to the movies with him. She does, and then remembers that she is injured after the movie and blacks out.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Mute. Can understand "owl".
NOTES: This could have been handled well, with the learning how to be human bits, but it's just absurd!
( Why would Draco do this? )
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Last day to send in memorable quotes to pottersues@gmail.com or pottersues@hotmail.com
TITLE: What is Love??? Draco Malfoy
PERPETRATOR: babykay520
SUE-O-METER:  (awful)
FULL NAME: Claudia Zambini aka you
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "shoulder length blond Hair"
EYES: blue?
MARKINGS: 5'2", "very thin with a few curves here and there!"
POSSESSIONS: An owl named Merdock, a stereo that plays "Gigi d’Agostino - La Passion", a house-elf named Speedy, "sun-cream" so you don't get burnt, "black and pink framed sun-glasses", just jeans and a T-shirt
ORIGIN: "You are Blaise Zambini’s cousin and you moving from America to England because your father has gotten premoted in whatever it is that he does." Let me just repeat that: whatever is it that he does. *cackles* Before you went to "Madam Maximes School of witchcraft", but you weren't friends with Fleur.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: You have been pen-pals with Hermione since the Triwizard Tournament. You don't really get a long with Blaise, but you enjoy the "sexy platinum headed boy staring at you". You go to your room, but three appears to be a mix up, and Flint is in there. He tries to rape you, and Draco walks in but you free yourself before Draco does anything. Then you go see Blaise, who doesn't believe you. Then the Suethor has a conversation with Blaise and tells him to go listen to Draco and Flint talking. He kicks Flint out and goes and makes up with his cousin. Then you overhear Draco and his father fighting about getting the Dark Mark. You walk in to "save" him. His dad leaves and you put a Crucioed Draco to bed. Then next day you go swimming and get into a tickle fight with Draco. Then you go to a party where Draco gets so drunk he makes out with Pansy. You give her the finger. Then Flint tries to force himself on your again, and Blaise punches him out. You tell Blaise why Draco wasn't with you, but you don't tell him that you have a huge crush on Draco. The next morning Draco apologizes and confesses that he thinks Pansy drugged him. Then he gives you a "sweet" kiss. By chapter 15 you finally arrive at Hogwarts, and you are sorted into Slytherin. Then I skipped 26 chapters, and it is now winter and you and Draco appear to be sleeping together. Draco is getting bruised from his dreams, and I'm sure your special healing powers will save him.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: You can heal people using wandless magic.
NOTES: There are a couple of banners that go with this story. They are randomally inserted into the chapters.
( I love the club scenes in fan fic. They make me giggle. )
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Last day to send in memorable quotes to pottersues@gmail.com or pottersues@hotmail.com
TITLE: Your Journey Through The Hogwords School Of Witchcraft And Wisordtry==> And Your Encountors W\ Draco, Harry, ect.
PERPETRATOR: DracoHarryBoyLover420
SUE-O-METER:  (toxic)
FULL NAME: aka You
SPECIES: "65% WITCH, 25% SLAYER, AND 10% VEELA"
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: An owl from dad.
ORIGIN: You lived in the States with your mom, then you leave at the age of 15 to go live with your dad in England so you can go to Hogwarts. You are late starting because your sisters died when you were 11.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: I'm pretty sure your are Lupin's daughter, since dad has "scars all down his face" and this story was written around the time when the PoA came out. You meet Draco and Harry on the Hogwarts Express, and you get an eyeful of Draco when he changes into his robes, and you fall asleep in his lap. I know I like to fall asleep in strangers laps, especially on public transportation.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: "A SLAYER IN THIS QUIZE IS DIFFERENT FROM A SLAYER IN LIKE THE SHOW BUFFY. IN THIS QUIZE SERIES, A SLAYER DOESN'T SLAY ALL VAMPIRES, MONSTERS, DEATH EATERS, ECT. WHAT A SLAYER SLAYS IN THIS QUIZE SERIES IS ONLY THE EVIL VAMPIRES, MONSTERS, DEATH EATERS, ECT. AND A SLAYER IN THESE QUIZZES STILL HAS ALL THAT SUPER STRENGTH, AND STILL IS A GIRL."
NOTES: It was difficult finding a good sample, but I loved how she told us how to pronounce "rapture", "serenity" and "trilogy".
( Why are you shouting at me? )
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TITLE: Split Destiny
PERPETRATOR: JinxRomance
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)
FULL NAME: Amarata "Amara"
SPECIES: muggle/squib/witch?
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: Voldemort's jinxed broom: "black, with golden brstiles mixed with the black". I wonder if he rode it side-saddle? The most amazing, special wand EVER: "It was black and stright. the handle was outlind by silver, the handle itself had markings on it". It is "one of a kind" with "dragons essentials. the tredded black dragon scals, Green dragons acid and red dragons intelligence", and "It is also made of unicorn blood and Phenox tears". It is called "Split Destiny" because the person who has it " can either be really good. Or really bad."
ORIGIN: She is attacked by Death Eaters and left to die. Remus Lupin finds her and brings her to Hogwarts, where she will learn "of magic and what she truly is...."
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Remus brings her on the Hogwarts Express, so she can meet Harry, Ron and Hermione. She does not like Hermione. Dumbledore wants her to learn Herbology, Transfiguration, DADA and Flying. He sends Remus to go shopping with her after his class the next day. For some reason "harry" and "Rom", and "hermione". Is going to be paired with Remus.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Can fight off the worst pain imaginable. She is a natural flyer.
NOTES: This is another Sue who should be in the running for "Most Annoying Character". She is supposed to be a 32-year-old woman, but talks and acts like she is a silly 14-year-old. Remus also "sounds" out-of-character when he "speaks".
( Someone should send you to some etiquette classes, as well. )
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Keep sending in those quotes!
TITLE: A Cinderella Story of Sorts
PERPETRATOR: Bubbles5147
SUE-O-METER: (awful)
FULL NAME: Aractesia "Essie" Malfoy
SPECIES: Squib
HAIR: "long and dark"
EYES: "deep violet"
MARKINGS: "snow-like skin", a "scarred, yet somewhat beautiful face".
POSSESSIONS: a Hogwarts Letter
ORIGIN: Draco and Astoria's daughter. She is not really Draco's child, though. Some "muggleborn" with violet eyes apparently is.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Draco's "daughter". After being abused by Draco she gets to go to Hogwarts, and falls in love with Hugo Weasley.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Lots of maturity, wangst.
NOTES: The Suethor has one of the longest profiles I've ever seen, and she proclaims to hate child abuse. If this is the case, I wonder why she glorifies it as a plot device?
( If your attic is so dusty, why don't you clean it? )
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TITLE: My dream
PERPETRATOR: krissie92
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)
FULL NAME: Kristina Riddle
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: not described
POSSESSIONS: Draco.
ORIGIN: The Suethor's dreams. Literally. "OK this is based losely on a dream i had the other night. i loved my dream but it had lose holes in it where i couldn't remember what happened all i remember is me snogging Draco and enjoy." *smacks self in face* Oh sweet jebus.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Betrays the Trios trust, is revealed to be Voldemort's daughter, tells off Bellatrix, we learn that Flint forced her to have sex with him, Hermione changes sides and turns out to her her pureblood cousin, and then Ginny is her sister and not a Weasley? I'm not sure.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Backstabbing.
NOTES: I really should make a "Guide to Harry Potter Fan fiction". One of the rules will be, "Fan Fiction is not your dream diary." Another will be "Marcus Flint is not a rapist."
This cracked me up so bad: Ron jerked, trying to fight the pain. “Her-Mio-NEE” he called out.
“You have no right to say her name, you filthy blood traitor. Avada Kedavra” Draco hissed.
Ron’s body went limp. Ginny let out a little tear. “You bastard, you killed my brother!”
“Well, he deserved it” Draco replied.
“Why because he said Hermione’s name” Ginny hissed in reply.
“Ginny, you know what your bloody lucky my mate Blaise has a crush on you otherwise you would be in the same position as your dear brother right now” Draco informed her.
“Blaise likes me?” Ginny asked.
“DUH” Draco replied.
Ginny’s face lit up with joy.
( This makes no sense and is horrible. )
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Don't forget to send in your "Most Memorable Quote" for my HBP T-Shirt! Email to pottersues@gmail.com or pottersues@hotmail.com. I only have two entries so far. Also, I forgot to check the "Spam" before I deleted it, so if you have not heard from me, send your entry again please.
Thanks to ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) jennstarzzz who sent in today's Stu!
TITLE: Despising love
PERPETRATOR: Splish92
SUE-O-METER: (bad)
FULL NAME: Draco Malfoy
SPECIES: Wizard
HAIR: as per canon?
EYES: as per canon?
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: An infatuation for Hermione Granger.
ORIGIN: Claims to be Draco Malfoy.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Draco loves Hermione, and that's why he hates her. He kisses her once, calls her a mudblood and nothing ever comes out of it.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Crying.
NOTES: Reading the first chapter I couldn't help start singing Britney Spears, but changing the words of course: He's so lucky, he's a star but he cry, cry, cries in his lonely heart, thinking if there's nothing missing in my life then why do these tears come at night". Ahhh, I'm a loser.
( Why are you crying? There's no crying in Slytherin! )
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Ok here is the Announcement. I'm having a sort of "contest". A quick-and-dirty "contest" in fact, as HBP is coming out in theaters in 11 days we have 10 days to do this. What are we doing? Well, you have five days to find your favourite quote ever from a pottersue in this journal and send it into me. After 5 days I take ALL of the nominations and put them to a vote. The winner will be transferred to a T-shirt that I will wear when I go see HBP on the 15th. There will be pictures, but none of my face for obvious reasons. So what do you win? The glory of knowing that your nomination won the contest. ;) Note: Please no swears/nothing too indecent as I am going to see Harry Potter and I'm sure some parents are going to be miffed.
TITLE: The Fifth Marauder
PERPETRATOR: Khet Gemini
SUE-O-METER: (bad)
FULL NAME: Alivia Herezin
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: a tie for her uniform
ORIGIN: The Missing Fifth Marauder!
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Meets James Potter on her way to the Hogwarts Express. He shows her how to go through the barrier. Then she meets everyone else, impresses them with her cleverness, hates Peter right away, and the rest is Suethor AU history. She is going to be paired with Sirius.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Clithrophobia, a fear of enclosed spaces. She keeps calling it Claustrophobia. This is her "fault". She has "panic attacks" from them. As someone who has Claustrophobia, I find her reactions and logic completely ridiculous for someone who has that phobia. It is not a way to get attention, thanks.
NOTES: She calls Peter "rat-boy". This aggravates me to no end. He was their friend at Hogwarts! Argh!
( Who doesn't love random bolding? )
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And here they are! The worst of the worst! You guys did an awesome job voting! The highest totals I've seen in a long time!
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Thanks for your votes! The results will be posted shortly.
TITLE: Harry Potter, Phoenix Black & the PoAzkaban
PERPETRATOR: Sirya Ebony Black
SUE-O-METER: (bad)
FULL NAME: Phoenix Chara Black
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "ebony black hair"
EYES: "bright gray eyes sparkled with mischief"
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: top school supplies
ORIGIN: She is the daughter of Sirius Black and Althea Sutherland. After Sirius went to Azkaban her mother moved to "a little magical town near Pembroke Ontario called Wolf Haven" to raise their daughter. She gets her Hogwarts letter and returns to Britain right when Sirius escapes Azkaban. She is a year or two below Harry.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Befriends Harry at the Leaky Cauldron. She is his guide to the wizarding world in Diagon Alley. Ginny hates her because she sees her as a rival for Harry's attention.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Excellent and helping Harry spend his money. Is amazing at Potions.
NOTES: "ROFL Pembroke!" is all I have to say. That alone deserves a pepper-jack cheese tag.
( This reeks of conceit. )
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VOTE! Get your last minute votes in!
TITLE: Harry Potter and Voldormorts curse
PERPETRATOR: soon2bestephanie
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)
FULL NAME: selena black
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: "a scare, shaped like a lightning bolt, on my lower neck. with this scare he gave me most of his powers but also gave me stronger ones that he never has had or ever will have"
POSSESSIONS: "strawberry scented shower gel", "white leggings with blue flowers down the sides of them, i like the idea of having flowers on my clothes, and put on a light blue long top", this dress for the Ball, a magical invisible cottage.
ORIGIN: Voldemort killed her family and gave her some amazing powers.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Is "Serious Black's" sister. Is best friends with Lily and James, and is Harry's godmother. She is at Gordic's Hallow when Voldemort kills them and trying to kill "three-year-old" Harry. Selena stops him because he starts talking to her about joining his side. She refuses and he runs away. Dumbledore, Hagrid and the Minister of Magic arrive and drag Selena and "Serious" off to "askaban". After 13 years they let she and "Serious" go, and the fly to Hogwarts together to find Harry. Then Peter and Voldemort show up at Hogwarts to kill Harry, but then vanish when they become outnumbered. Cedric "diggery" winks at her and she thinks he's hot. He puts his arms around her waist and such. Her "home" is a dance studio, all she is dancing ballet to Celine Dion's "It's All Coming Back to Me Now", and she transports to dinner where she learns that Harry is going to the ball with Rosalie Hale from Twilight shows up. Then they go to
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Has been 16 for over 50 years. Special powers: "1)never eat and never starve. 2)never sleep 3)warmth is my energy 4)click my fingers and i can be somewere else within a second. 5)not having to use a wand to do majic. 6)to be able to fly 7)basicly do whatever i want to do with the click of my fingers 8)see visions of the future." *[Bad username: pottersues"] drags her hands down her face in pain*
NOTES: This isn't a troll as much as it is movie-canon only + writing whatever I want.
( Please stick with one plot, thank you. )
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