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[02 Nov 2003|12:30am] |
TITLE: His Princess
PERPETRATOR: living dead gurl
FULL NAME: Sonja
SPECIES: Human
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: According to the summary: "..meets a girl who looks like Sonja and even has the same name."
NOTES: It starts off with that looks like could be a good fic with a little polishing. Then the character possession and movie rewriting begins. The end of the prologue and then the first chapter is where it just descends into the flames. Word of advice, don't apologize for the spelling errors and make Word excuses. Beta. Beta now.
( Let's move the story to another country! )
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[31 Oct 2003|10:43pm] |
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I know.
But where was last week's Sue?
I spent the last week in a mix of being sick and buried under papers. As for this one... holiday.
But I promise, I will give you a dose of horror post Halloween.
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[17 Oct 2003|11:14pm] |
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Here's a winner.
TITLE: fatal attraction
PERPETRATOR: amber eyes wolf
FULL NAME: Destiny *gags*
SPECIES: I'm not sure on this one. Seems a lot like a vampire, yet mortal. I think she's one of those really special humans. The first paragraph gave me a headache.
EYES: "Big red brown with licks of amber flame around her midnight black pupil"
HAIR: "soft red brown curls fell half way down her back"
POSESSIONS: A large collection of silver knives, wrist shieves, two guns with silver bullets... always the two guns. Pretty much an arsenal. Of course.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Daughter of Amelia and Selene's bestest friend. Oh, and Corvin blood naturally.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Seems friendly with all the right people and just happens to have an arsenal on hand at the perfect moment. Doesn't that just work out nicely. Oh yes, and "a tendency to dismiss her own injuries so she could take care of others. Destiny was way to selfless."
NOTES: This fic feels like it could be used to set up an Underworld Sue Litmus test. It's got a number of the classic Sue traits from the eyes to the relation to a canon character(though a very minor role in the movie but not the plot its self) to the inevitable attempted mirroring of Selene. After I got through the horrible spelling, it became clear very quickly that this is one of those blatant self insertion fics. If anyone wants me, I'll be over there. Retching.
( Haven't we seen a start like this before? Come to think of it, I think I've seen this whole plot before... )
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[12 Oct 2003|05:36pm] |
And so it begins.
TITLE: Elisa and the Werewolf
PERPETRATOR: Isabella Raven
FULL NAME: Elisa Maloryn
SPECIES: Human
EYES: Twin pools of liquid ebony
POSESSIONS: A flashlight, an assortment of what feels like cave exploring equipment plus camera, and a pair of guns. I've notices a pair of guns seems to be all over the place. Heaven help us, the Sues are being armed.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: None previous, though she seems to know something about this "Lucien" fellow. I see a lot of him around. Did I miss him in the movie?
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She's a doctor in biology and forensic science... and wouldn't you know it, she just so happens to specialize in lycanthropy and vampirism. Does the ability to change speech patterns every other sentence count? Oh yes, let's not forget the ability to get a main character to spill details upon meeting a complete stranger.
NOTES: Words fail me. They also apparently failed the author. I have yet to pinpoint exactly what Sue's occupation is. Do most research scientist drag around cave exploring equipment while shopping? It burns.
( When last we left 'Lucien'... )
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